I WISH MY LIVE OAKS WERE DEAD

Not really.
They are beautiful trees.
Our home is enhanced
By several Live Oak trees.

To even think of wanting a tree to die in Austin

Where the very word "Green" is revered

Is tantamount to saying "Shit" in church

(Which I could get by with in my church)

Or in a poem sent to my daughters.

But what's with this Spring ritual?
Shedding leaves like there is no tomorrow.
It's like they watched other trees
Devoid themselves of leaves in the Fall
While thinking "You ain't seen nothing yet."

How do they do it?
They are not naked after their Spring undressing.

They do not seem overburdened

With leaves in Winter.

They must have little leave suitcases from which they draw.

Fall shedding trees
Are empty of leaves after their act.
Spindly bare branches testifying to the fact.
Live Oaks keep right on truckin'
As leaf producing monsters.



You blow leaves off your roof.
Clean out your gutters.
Rake up your yard
In early March.

And again in mid-March.
And again in late March
And again in early April
Where will this insanity end?



Then, in mid April

You see the light of day.

The daily leaf deposits seem to subside.

In time for the onslaught

Of brown wormy things

Sometimes accompanied by caterpillars.



So what now?

Should I climb up on the roof again

With my trusty leaf blower?

(I'm not exactly a spring chicken.)

Or can I just leave the mess up there

And pretend we have a thatched roof?

That's the thing in England.



Just call me Limey.

Dan Vickers

© 2010 Dan Vickers